**If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in West Virginia .**
**If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia ..**
**If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in west Virginia ..**
**If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in West Virginia **
**If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia **
**If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in West Virginia . ****
**If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, almost spring and road construction, you may live in West Virginia ..****
**If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia ..**
**If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Charleston for the Weekend, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia **
**If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in west Virginia ..**
**If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in West Virginia .**
**If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in West Virginia **
**If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia **
**If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in West Virginia . ****
**If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, almost spring and road construction, you may live in West Virginia ..****
**If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in West Virginia .***
**If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in West Virginia **
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