Overheard in our Van. . .

Little Man: Momma, I have decided that I want to be a Mousketeer, instead of a Policeman.

Momma: Really, sweetie?

Little Man: Yes, ma'am. 'Cause Mousketeers get to carry swords. . .

Momma: Don't you mean MUSKETEERS?

Little Man: Oh, yes ma'am. Just like on Tom and Jerry.